9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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