I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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