have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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