I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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