You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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