it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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