Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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