Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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