THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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