I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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