you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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