Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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