Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Randomize
