Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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