Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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