thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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go home
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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