This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
