Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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