Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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