She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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