I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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