I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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