All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
