Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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