I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
