Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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