suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
