So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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