I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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