my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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