I feel like abortions should bother me more
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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