You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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