We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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