He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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