thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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