Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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