How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i would punch a child for taco bell
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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