i dedicated my morning wood to you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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