my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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