Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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