OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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