You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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