porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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