I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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