I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Randomize