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Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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