Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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