Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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