Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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