He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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