your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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