But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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