So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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