I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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